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Please Don’t Tell Me I Look Like Her Sister
I still remember, as a child, going shopping with my mom. I was 12. She was 38, a very attractive woman with long auburn hair and a petite, hourglass figure. She always wore short dresses and high...
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Where Can I Find Sandals for Ugly Feet
To the woman who landed on my blog after searching for the phrase, "Where can I find sandals for ugly feet": No doubt, you were dismayed when your search had brought you to this blog post: The Ugliest...
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Things I Want Men to Know
Completely by accident, I stumbled upon one of the stupidest paragraphs I have ever read. "Despite spending years trying to understand women, reading up on their psychological make-up and occasionally...
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All Grown Up, Still No Manicure
I always assumed I would have beautifully manicured nails when I became a grownup. "Your hands say so much about you," women's magazines would warn, urging me to get weekly manicures or else, and I, a...
View ArticlePainful Beauty? No Thanks
There was this funny commercial where a beautiful woman enters an elevator. As the elevator door slowly closes, several men walk by and stare at her gorgeousness. Eventually the elevator door closes,...
View ArticleA Realistic Barbie
When I was a kid, I had one Barbie doll. She was a redhead and had a tanned skin – so not your typical blond Barbie – but she still had the same weird body – big boobs, a tiny waist, no hips,...
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Seriously?
We started getting Halloween costume catalogs in the mail a couple of weeks ago (it seems like every year, holiday preparations are starting earlier). I'm so proud of my daughters for pointing it out:...
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